jokes from keaton

wat did the X say to the loud opera singer. your singing ends in a X-clamation mark my ladie friend.

what is the differants betwean a elaphaqhant and a mamouth, the elaphants a ice cube in spring.

last night, i saw this guy with a bump on his face. i asked him how he got that brose on his face. he said i smelled a brose. i said, theres no b in rose. he said, there was in that one.


please comment if you have any jokes. and ill put it on my blog.