Saturday, January 1, 2011

fairy tale

hay mom, its my first day of school. oh cool baby bear, Wat would you like in you're lunch bag. can i have a giant container of porage and a cup of honey. OK. i cant believe its you're first day of kindergarten. hay mom, can you walk with me to school. shore baby bear. 2 min. later. wow, all my friends are here. Hy humpty dumty Jr. Hy little red ridding hood, Hy Ty, spike, bob, Tim, Titus, Moses, Ezekiel, tom, sawyer, Pete, peter, and john, or should i say the 12 kids that live in the shoe, hy tortas. Hy hair. Hy cousin Goldy lox. Hy baby wolf. Hy shoe elf, and Hy jumping moon cow. OK class, my name is Mr. bbbbbbaaaaahhhh man. oh ya, bbbbbbbabbbbby wolf. please don't try to eat me, OK Mr. bahman. so are first thing to do is art. we will be making paper airplanes. ya, but how do we make paper airplanes Mr. bahman. we fold paper here and here and here Titus. thanks Mr. bahman. all of are paper airplanes are done. OK, time for lunch. Wat did everyone have. eggs, meat, shoe loaf, porage, porage, cupcakes carrets and turkey. 5 min. later. were all done, oh no, schools over. see you all tomorrow.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

the crazy shopper

hello, my name is sarah. I am going to the storre today and your comming along! 5 min later. oh you shoud no im rich. now come on. we are in the store now so hay look at that. oh i want that dress and that one and that one and that hay look a red purse. i want that one and that one and that hay look at that. its a the latest makup. up want that lipstick and that blush and that powder and that comb. hay, theres a giant mirror. ok so now lets go up the escalater. hay look. a giant king size bed. wo, a lamp. i so need this. ahhhhhh! a plasma screen. wo, a couple paintings, i want that one and that one and that one and wo, electronics, i want that big computer, the laptop, the I pod and the phone. ohhh, tanktops i want that one and that one and that one. oh look at those skirts. i want that one and that one and that one. wow look at all those shoes. i want that pair, and that pair and that pair. ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! instermenst. i want those drums and that guitar and that keyboured. well im done for today. so lets check out. ohhhh, look at my check.

3 dresses
3 purses
3 makeup items
1 comb
1 giant mirror
1 king size bed
1 lamp
1 plazma screen
3 paintings
1 giant conputer
1 lap top
1 Ipod
1 phone
3 tank tops
3 skirts
3 pairs of shoes
1 drum
1 guitar
1 keyboared

$830, 895.50

Monday, July 26, 2010


sport. baseball
color. blue
food. chicken @ rice
car. R.V.
name. ross
fruit. apples
vegtable. green beans
restraunt. arebees
wether. sunny
tree. apple tree
game. candy land
T.V. show. handymanny
movie. handy manny
movie charecter. handy many

thats Tate. ps. ladys moving into 1st. he's available

Sunday, July 25, 2010


sport. baseball
color. red
animal. cobra
wether. sunny
food. mac @ chees
name. george
game. monopoly
TV show. spongebob
movie. karaty
movie charecter. jimmy from jimmy neutron
fruit. grapes
vegtabl. corn
age. 8
car. toyota

thats sawyer, ps. girls moving in to 2nd, he's available.

Thursday, May 13, 2010


woodlands5. deer. deer are pretty big. boy deers are called bucks. bucks have big antlers and love chilly mornings.the girls are called do. do have no antlers. the good thing is, instead of antlers, they have white spots. they are smaller than bucks and have less meat on them. there fast, and think orange is brown. orange is the only color deers mistake and is like signs for other hunters so they don't shoot you.

eat. grass
live. the woods, they don't have a pacific home
wear. a brown shirts and messed up giraffe shirts
name. deer, do, buck

question. what do woods birds like eating the most

PS. next is the [----]

Saturday, May 1, 2010


woodlands 4, squirls. squirls are verry cool, egspeshualy flying ones. they are brown and have tow buck teeth. squirls eat nuts and hide them in trees. [ fact, flying squirls just glide in wind ]. pretty cool ha. the squirls hide nuts in trees for hybernating and keeping away from predadors.
you can find them in clean parks and the country trees. they are mean to people some times. there naturall predator is a dog. there fast on there feet and and in air.

live. trees
wear. brown shirt
color. brown
food. nuts

ps. next woodlands is on deer

and jim, i dont no how to light up the back

Friday, April 30, 2010


woodlands, armadillo. armadillos are little tinny. they curl up like hedge hogs when danger comes. there kind of like possum's bu curl, not Dy. there yellow and don't have a armor hard shell. I think there cool from the roll deal, bu that's a opinion. any way, they are really cool indeed and i want you to tell me why they are cool to you.

live. they live in holes i think
color. yellow
wear. a wrinkled yellow shirt
eat. i think plants

PS. next woodlands is about squirls.