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q1. Wat's the name of Arkansas bird.
q2. How many gorillas are in Eastern lowland.
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tow Adams went to a reustrantrant, the 1st one said, I think I lost the electron, the 2nd one said, are you shure, the 1st one said, ya, I'm positive.

Wat did the piece of paper say to the pencil, your looking sharp today.

Wye are baseball players so rich. because they play on a diamond.

the run away iphone

ounce a girl that 32 and was named Janell was buying a iPhone from a phone store in hot springs. After the lady in the booth started to pick up the iPhone and tell us about it. When she was done telling us about the iPhone, it stood up and said,''Later.'' The iPhone went around the store and opened every package with a electronic thing in it and said,''Run!'' After the iPhone said that, ear phones, iPhones, blue tooth's, they were all running to the wires and were going through the wires wile leaving there body's behind. The girl pressed a button on a vacuum and put to the edge of the wires wile putting there body's in the vacuum. Music was getting closer and closer. After that, Janell and the girl put the little trouble makers in a box and put them in jail.

The End



About The IPhone

1. it's $300.00 [ you'll love the iPhone]
2. you can pick your own wall paper and ring tone
3. you can download itunes off the Internet
4. you can download games
5. it's a touch screen
6. you can text in bubble's
7. you can call
8. you can make timers go off at a certain time
9. you can get on Internet
10. you can make a list
11. you can get a different colered case
12. it video tapes
13. tells time

Jonas Brothers

Once on stage, the final concert was on. It was on T.V, and stuff. Everyone was watching such as Lesly.T, Leasly.Y, Jon Henry and others. The one and only Jonas Brothers was who they were watching. Nick, Jo, and Kevin are the Jonas Brothers. A few months later, when they were out on vacation, that meant no concerts, but still fans.
One fans name was Jake Jill. Nick, Jo, and Kevin are at the mall signing autographs. Over 8,000,000,000 people all over the world wanted autographs. But here's how they became famous. It started 4 years ago. Once upon a time, Nick, Kevin, and Jo were in school walking in the hall. They were singing their favorite song. When they were acting like Jo singing and playing guitar, Nick playing guitar, and Kevin playing guitar. Then they raised their voices and every one in the school gathered around to hear them. The boys had the whole school clapping. Then they video taped it, put it on the internet, and posted pictures on everything. They did a concert on Friday and had the whole state at the concert. And that's how they became famous.



The End. written by Keaton

fake story!

Are Backyard 100 Golfcours

In are backyard, me, Sawyer, and Tate are making a ''100'' hole golf course. We are up to 14 holes. We have till August 2nd. 11 is the funnest hole so far. Also, 1 is the worst of them all. 3,11,7, and 8 are the funnest holes so far. When we are done, I'll HAVE MY PARTY THERE!!! It took us a long time to find out which hole's challenge. It has a lot of challenges in the course. I hope you guys who read this like the hole story, got it hole. ha ha ha. Well, it's pretty tricky. BY!!!








Keaton

The Super Animals

Once there were seven super animals. Each of them had a certain power. And each of them were a certain animal. An eagle, lion, alligator, deer, dog, meercat, and a rat were the super animals. The eagle had the power of freeze. He can throw water out of his mouth and it freezes stuff. The lion had the power of fire. He can fly, get on fire, and throw fire out of his mouth. The alligator has the power of camouflage. The deer can shrink or grow bigger. The dog's power is being able to turn invisible. The meercat's power is speed. He is faster than lightening. Last of all, the rat's power is that his tail can fling out as far as he wants it to.



The super animals have been saving lives for years. But, soon comes their biggest challenge of all. The ten thousand foot robot. The townspeople were screaming harder than a whole jungle could. The super animals just hopped up straight towards the robot's face. The robot certainly saw them coming. He picked his hand up, reached out, and caught the animals. Lion turned on flames. He burned the robot's hand and caused him to drop the super animals. Now, deer shrank, went inside the robot's mouth, and turned a little taller. Somehow, she came out the back. Eagle fly higher than the tallest skyscraper and blew out tons of ice. It froze the robot. Deer was kicking the back of the robot's head. Dog was barking loudly. Lion was on flames on top of the robot's head. Eagle was scratching the robot's side with his claws. Alligator was biting the robot's leg. Meercat was going around and around the robot while rat wrapped his tail around the robot's neck.

It was too much for the robot. He exploded. The townspeople went crazy. And no other villains came to their little town again, but the super animals still travel around the world saving the other towns.

The End

The Very Muddy Day

Once there was a frog. He found a mud puddle after it had rained. He jumped in it, and was covered in mud. A meerkat came over and saw the frog. He jumped into the mud puddle, too. It splattered so far that it landed on an elephant in Africa. The elephant filled his trunk with air and let it out! He flew around the Earth 12 times! He caught up to 5 planes and 6 rocket ships. And then he landed right into the mud puddle! This time, the mud fell right off of the Earth. The mud formed a basket and an alien and 3 little kittens in the Milky Way hopped in it. With the mud, they also formed some balloons. They floated up to our world. The aliens got into their ship, and the 3 little kittens attached some milk bottles from the Milky Way. Both the alien and the 3 little kittens fell into the mud puddle. This time the mud covered the Earth. Every animal you could think of ran straight and landed in the mud puddle. This time the mud covered the universe. And everything you can imagine, even planets, were running straight for the mud puddle. The Earth exploded with mud, and the other planets exploded, too. This time nothing was seen, except for the 3 little kittens, the elephant, the meerkat, the frog, and the alien. Then mud started raining from a cloud. The meerkat, the alien, the 3 little kittens, the frog, and the elephant said, "NOT AGAIN!"

The End.