mom, Amber[] dad, Kirk

my mom is the best in the world. she cooks the best meals, exept for sloppy jo night. her best friends are mr. tiffany, ms. jennapher, and ms. lisa. shes on a diet. she cant eat grilled cheese, corn dogs, chicken, or cake. a laught of other foods are on the list of not eatting for mom. but she can eat vegtables, and fruits. she loves green apples and green grapes. we have to wake up at 8:00 for her guym thing. her blog name is rasing rascals. she owns a red van and is 32.


my dad is the best in the world. he works at siplast the roof macking coumpony. he loves his job and is the bos. his best friends are mr. wes, mr. danny, and mr. justin. he is kind of on a diet. he is on one, but he has a probloum with it. he eats all things. he's only able to eat fruit and vegtables. but hes not going on that gig. he owns a clean big truck, and is 32.

[ps. moms older by 2 months]

jokes from keaton

wat did the X say to the loud opera singer. your singing ends in a X-clamation mark my ladie friend.

what is the differants betwean a elaphaqhant and a mamouth, the elaphants a ice cube in spring.

last night, i saw this guy with a bump on his face. i asked him how he got that brose on his face. he said i smelled a brose. i said, theres no b in rose. he said, there was in that one.


please comment if you have any jokes. and ill put it on my blog.

animal poem

up in the world live big things and small. there bugs, mammals, reptiles, and things that are tall.

and ducks, cats, and things that fall.

dogs, wolfs, and bears and things.

hawks, birds, and bats with wings.

monkeys, mice, and killing rats.

penguins, fish, and ducks that are fat.

elephants, giraffes, deres, and me.

horses, lizards, and big fleas.

that's all for now, or a wile.

please stay happy, with a smile.

be careful Internet kids

quiz bole

q1. Wat's the name of Arkansas bird.
q2. How many gorillas are in Eastern lowland.
Do you no. if you do, comment my. The winner will receive $3.00 as a prize. Label them 1+2 in comment. thank you, please look at these jokes down here, enjoy.


tow Adams went to a reustrantrant, the 1st one said, I think I lost the electron, the 2nd one said, are you shure, the 1st one said, ya, I'm positive.

Wat did the piece of paper say to the pencil, your looking sharp today.

Wye are baseball players so rich. because they play on a diamond.

the run away iphone

ounce a girl that 32 and was named Janell was buying a iPhone from a phone store in hot springs. After the lady in the booth started to pick up the iPhone and tell us about it. When she was done telling us about the iPhone, it stood up and said,''Later.'' The iPhone went around the store and opened every package with a electronic thing in it and said,''Run!'' After the iPhone said that, ear phones, iPhones, blue tooth's, they were all running to the wires and were going through the wires wile leaving there body's behind. The girl pressed a button on a vacuum and put to the edge of the wires wile putting there body's in the vacuum. Music was getting closer and closer. After that, Janell and the girl put the little trouble makers in a box and put them in jail.

The End



About The IPhone

1. it's $300.00 [ you'll love the iPhone]
2. you can pick your own wall paper and ring tone
3. you can download itunes off the Internet
4. you can download games
5. it's a touch screen
6. you can text in bubble's
7. you can call
8. you can make timers go off at a certain time
9. you can get on Internet
10. you can make a list
11. you can get a different colered case
12. it video tapes
13. tells time

Jonas Brothers

Once on stage, the final concert was on. It was on T.V, and stuff. Everyone was watching such as Lesly.T, Leasly.Y, Jon Henry and others. The one and only Jonas Brothers was who they were watching. Nick, Jo, and Kevin are the Jonas Brothers. A few months later, when they were out on vacation, that meant no concerts, but still fans.
One fans name was Jake Jill. Nick, Jo, and Kevin are at the mall signing autographs. Over 8,000,000,000 people all over the world wanted autographs. But here's how they became famous. It started 4 years ago. Once upon a time, Nick, Kevin, and Jo were in school walking in the hall. They were singing their favorite song. When they were acting like Jo singing and playing guitar, Nick playing guitar, and Kevin playing guitar. Then they raised their voices and every one in the school gathered around to hear them. The boys had the whole school clapping. Then they video taped it, put it on the internet, and posted pictures on everything. They did a concert on Friday and had the whole state at the concert. And that's how they became famous.



The End. written by Keaton

fake story!

Are Backyard 100 Golfcours

In are backyard, me, Sawyer, and Tate are making a ''100'' hole golf course. We are up to 14 holes. We have till August 2nd. 11 is the funnest hole so far. Also, 1 is the worst of them all. 3,11,7, and 8 are the funnest holes so far. When we are done, I'll HAVE MY PARTY THERE!!! It took us a long time to find out which hole's challenge. It has a lot of challenges in the course. I hope you guys who read this like the hole story, got it hole. ha ha ha. Well, it's pretty tricky. BY!!!








Keaton