Creative Keaton

fairy tale

2011-01-01T09:34:00.000-08:00

hay mom, its my first day of school. oh cool baby bear, Wat would you like in you're lunch bag. can i have a giant container of porage and a cup of honey. OK. i cant believe its you're first day of kindergarten. hay mom, can you walk with me to school. shore baby bear. 2 min. later. wow, all my friends are here. Hy humpty dumty Jr. Hy little red ridding hood, Hy Ty, spike, bob, Tim, Titus, Moses, Ezekiel, tom, sawyer, Pete, peter, and john, or should i say the 12 kids that live in the shoe, hy tortas. Hy hair. Hy cousin Goldy lox. Hy baby wolf. Hy shoe elf, and Hy jumping moon cow. OK class, my name is Mr. bbbbbbaaaaahhhh man. oh ya, bbbbbbbabbbbby wolf. please don't try to eat me, OK Mr. bahman. so are first thing to do is art. we will be making paper airplanes. ya, but how do we make paper airplanes Mr. bahman. we fold paper here and here and here Titus. thanks Mr. bahman. all of are paper airplanes are done. OK, time for lunch. Wat did everyone have. eggs, meat, shoe loaf, porage, porage, cupcakes carrets and turkey. 5 min. later. were all done, oh no, schools over. see you all tomorrow.

the crazy shopper

2010-12-30T16:05:00.000-08:00

hello, my name is sarah. I am going to the storre today and your comming along! 5 min later. oh you shoud no im rich. now come on. we are in the store now so hay look at that. oh i want that dress and that one and that one and that hay look a red purse. i want that one and that one and that hay look at that. its a the latest makup. up want that lipstick and that blush and that powder and that comb. hay, theres a giant mirror. ok so now lets go up the escalater. hay look. a giant king size bed. wo, a lamp. i so need this. ahhhhhh! a plasma screen. wo, a couple paintings, i want that one and that one and that one and wo, electronics, i want that big computer, the laptop, the I pod and the phone. ohhh, tanktops i want that one and that one and that one. oh look at those skirts. i want that one and that one and that one. wow look at all those shoes. i want that pair, and that pair and that pair. ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! instermenst. i want those drums and that guitar and that keyboured. well im done for today. so lets check out. ohhhh, look at my check.

3 dresses
3 purses
3 makeup items
1 comb
1 giant mirror
1 king size bed
1 lamp
1 plazma screen
3 paintings
1 giant conputer
1 lap top
1 Ipod
1 phone
3 tank tops
3 skirts
3 pairs of shoes
1 drum
1 guitar
1 keyboared

$830, 895.50

TATE

2010-07-26T16:32:00.000-07:00

sport. baseball
color. blue
food. chicken @ rice
car. R.V.
name. ross
fruit. apples
vegtable. green beans
restraunt. arebees
wether. sunny
tree. apple tree
game. candy land
T.V. show. handymanny
movie. handy manny
movie charecter. handy many

thats Tate. ps. ladys moving into 1st. he's available

sawyer.

2010-07-25T14:50:00.000-07:00

sport. baseball
color. red
animal. cobra
wether. sunny
food. mac @ chees
name. george
game. monopoly
TV show. spongebob
movie. karaty
movie charecter. jimmy from jimmy neutron
fruit. grapes
vegtabl. corn
age. 8
car. toyota

thats sawyer, ps. girls moving in to 2nd, he's available.

woodlands

2010-05-13T12:39:00.000-07:00

woodlands5. deer. deer are pretty big. boy deers are called bucks. bucks have big antlers and love chilly mornings.the girls are called do. do have no antlers. the good thing is, instead of antlers, they have white spots. they are smaller than bucks and have less meat on them. there fast, and think orange is brown. orange is the only color deers mistake and is like signs for other hunters so they don't shoot you.

eat. grass
live. the woods, they don't have a pacific home
wear. a brown shirts and messed up giraffe shirts
name. deer, do, buck

question. what do woods birds like eating the most

gfor
PS. next is the [----]

woodlands

2010-05-01T08:05:00.000-07:00

woodlands 4, squirls. squirls are verry cool, egspeshualy flying ones. they are brown and have tow buck teeth. squirls eat nuts and hide them in trees. [ fact, flying squirls just glide in wind ]. pretty cool ha. the squirls hide nuts in trees for hybernating and keeping away from predadors.
you can find them in clean parks and the country trees. they are mean to people some times. there naturall predator is a dog. there fast on there feet and and in air.

live. trees
wear. brown shirt
color. brown
food. nuts

ps. next woodlands is on deer

and jim, i dont no how to light up the back

woodlands

2010-04-30T15:30:00.000-07:00

woodlands, armadillo. armadillos are little tinny. they curl up like hedge hogs when danger comes. there kind of like possum's bu curl, not Dy. there yellow and don't have a armor hard shell. I think there cool from the roll deal, bu that's a opinion. any way, they are really cool indeed and i want you to tell me why they are cool to you.

live. they live in holes i think
color. yellow
wear. a wrinkled yellow shirt
eat. i think plants

PS. next woodlands is about squirls.

woodlands

2010-04-29T13:58:00.000-07:00

woodlands 2, opossoms. opossoms are the best dead actors in the woods. they play dead when dangers near. there white and come out at night.they eat cat and dog food. my dad killed one in are front yard. cool ha. they have a pink nose like the star nosed mole. i dont no if they rilly hang by there tails in trees upside down in trees.

food. iv'e only seen them eat cat and dog food.
wear.long sleave white shirt.
color. white.
job. actor.

ps. next animal, armadillos.

woodland

2010-04-28T10:38:00.000-07:00

woodland 1, raccoons. raccoons are bad animals. they are like humans because of there hands. they can rip open trash bags and every thing. they live in trees. they look like and acked like robbers. they steel dog food, cat food, and trash. they look like it because it looks like they have a black mask on. they are the best movie woodland animal actors. they are because they have the most human like animals. over the hedge, that new nature pressure movie. they are some of the most worst animals in the woods.

food. i think apples
like. trash
live. trees, woods
wear. black mask

please come back tomorrow for a nother woodlands. next week, opossum's.

famly and me

2010-04-27T15:43:00.000-07:00

if you want to no my famly. your at the right blog. my famalys names are keaton, sawyer, tate, amber my mom, kirk my dad and are cat indiana. grandparents, gim as poohpa, virgina as grammy, joyce as grammy, eli as pop, and gramma scot. aunts and uncles, uncle kevan, aunt michale, uncle adam, and aunt carla. cousins, jordan, kayla, cody, dawson, mariah, and cammele. pets, baby girl, ozzey, indiana, lussy, ty, puddles, ienstien, daisy, and luke. some of are dead relatives are grandma goodrum, grandpa scot, and nanny.

im keaton goodrum. im the oldest of 3. tates 5, sawyers 8, and im 9. my birthdays augast 3. and i have the best famaly. i love fish sticks. my best friends are Elijah Loyd, Connar, and hessly forthman. im a braineack big time. im a funny man because if im in a room with friends, ones at least laughing every miniut after im warmed up.my cat indiana is sawyers cat and mine.

indiana and luke, cats. ozzey, daisy, lussy, ty, and puddles are dogs. and ienstiens a turtle.

thats all. ps. ms tiffany, i do post offtan.

by

2010-04-27T13:21:00.000-07:00

mom, Amber[] dad, Kirk

2010-04-27T11:32:00.000-07:00

my mom is the best in the world. she cooks the best meals, exept for sloppy jo night. her best friends are mr. tiffany, ms. jennapher, and ms. lisa. shes on a diet. she cant eat grilled cheese, corn dogs, chicken, or cake. a laught of other foods are on the list of not eatting for mom. but she can eat vegtables, and fruits. she loves green apples and green grapes. we have to wake up at 8:00 for her guym thing. her blog name is rasing rascals. she owns a red van and is 32.

my dad is the best in the world. he works at siplast the roof macking coumpony. he loves his job and is the bos. his best friends are mr. wes, mr. danny, and mr. justin. he is kind of on a diet. he is on one, but he has a probloum with it. he eats all things. he's only able to eat fruit and vegtables. but hes not going on that gig. he owns a clean big truck, and is 32.

[ps. moms older by 2 months]

jokes from keaton

2010-04-26T14:39:00.000-07:00

wat did the X say to the loud opera singer. your singing ends in a X-clamation mark my ladie friend.

what is the differants betwean a elaphaqhant and a mamouth, the elaphants a ice cube in spring.

last night, i saw this guy with a bump on his face. i asked him how he got that brose on his face. he said i smelled a brose. i said, theres no b in rose. he said, there was in that one.

please comment if you have any jokes. and ill put it on my blog.

animal poem

2010-04-26T14:12:00.000-07:00

up in the world live big things and small. there bugs, mammals, reptiles, and things that are tall.

and ducks, cats, and things that fall.

dogs, wolfs, and bears and things.

hawks, birds, and bats with wings.

monkeys, mice, and killing rats.

penguins, fish, and ducks that are fat.

elephants, giraffes, deres, and me.

horses, lizards, and big fleas.

that's all for now, or a wile.

please stay happy, with a smile.

be careful Internet kids

quiz bole

2009-08-16T17:02:00.000-07:00

q1. Wat's the name of Arkansas bird.
q2. How many gorillas are in Eastern lowland.
Do you no. if you do, comment my. The winner will receive $3.00 as a prize. Label them 1+2 in comment. thank you, please look at these jokes down here, enjoy.

tow Adams went to a reustrantrant, the 1st one said, I think I lost the electron, the 2nd one said, are you shure, the 1st one said, ya, I'm positive.

Wat did the piece of paper say to the pencil, your looking sharp today.

Wye are baseball players so rich. because they play on a diamond.

the run away iphone

2009-05-20T18:24:00.000-07:00

ounce a girl that 32 and was named Janell was buying a iPhone from a phone store in hot springs. After the lady in the booth started to pick up the iPhone and tell us about it. When she was done telling us about the iPhone, it stood up and said,''Later.'' The iPhone went around the store and opened every package with a electronic thing in it and said,''Run!'' After the iPhone said that, ear phones, iPhones, blue tooth's, they were all running to the wires and were going through the wires wile leaving there body's behind. The girl pressed a button on a vacuum and put to the edge of the wires wile putting there body's in the vacuum. Music was getting closer and closer. After that, Janell and the girl put the little trouble makers in a box and put them in jail.

The End

About The IPhone

it's $300.00 [ you'll love the iPhone]
you can pick your own wall paper and ring tone
you can download itunes off the Internet
you can download games
it's a touch screen
you can text in bubble's
you can call
you can make timers go off at a certain time
you can get on Internet
you can make a list
you can get a different colered case
it video tapes
tells time

Jonas Brothers

2009-02-11T16:03:00.000-08:00

Once on stage, the final concert was on. It was on T.V, and stuff. Everyone was watching such as Lesly.T, Leasly.Y, Jon Henry and others. The one and only Jonas Brothers was who they were watching. Nick, Jo, and Kevin are the Jonas Brothers. A few months later, when they were out on vacation, that meant no concerts, but still fans.
One fans name was Jake Jill. Nick, Jo, and Kevin are at the mall signing autographs. Over 8,000,000,000 people all over the world wanted autographs. But here's how they became famous. It started 4 years ago. Once upon a time, Nick, Kevin, and Jo were in school walking in the hall. They were singing their favorite song. When they were acting like Jo singing and playing guitar, Nick playing guitar, and Kevin playing guitar. Then they raised their voices and every one in the school gathered around to hear them. The boys had the whole school clapping. Then they video taped it, put it on the internet, and posted pictures on everything. They did a concert on Friday and had the whole state at the concert. And that's how they became famous.

The End. written by Keaton

fake story!

Are Backyard 100 Golfcours

2009-01-23T17:49:00.000-08:00

In are backyard, me, Sawyer, and Tate are making a ''100'' hole golf course. We are up to 14 holes. We have till August 2nd. 11 is the funnest hole so far. Also, 1 is the worst of them all. 3,11,7, and 8 are the funnest holes so far. When we are done, I'll HAVE MY PARTY THERE!!! It took us a long time to find out which hole's challenge. It has a lot of challenges in the course. I hope you guys who read this like the hole story, got it hole. ha ha ha. Well, it's pretty tricky. BY!!!

Keaton

The Super Animals

2008-12-02T14:43:00.000-08:00

Once there were seven super animals. Each of them had a certain power. And each of them were a certain animal. An eagle, lion, alligator, deer, dog, meercat, and a rat were the super animals. The eagle had the power of freeze. He can throw water out of his mouth and it freezes stuff. The lion had the power of fire. He can fly, get on fire, and throw fire out of his mouth. The alligator has the power of camouflage. The deer can shrink or grow bigger. The dog's power is being able to turn invisible. The meercat's power is speed. He is faster than lightening. Last of all, the rat's power is that his tail can fling out as far as he wants it to.

The super animals have been saving lives for years. But, soon comes their biggest challenge of all. The ten thousand foot robot. The townspeople were screaming harder than a whole jungle could. The super animals just hopped up straight towards the robot's face. The robot certainly saw them coming. He picked his hand up, reached out, and caught the animals. Lion turned on flames. He burned the robot's hand and caused him to drop the super animals. Now, deer shrank, went inside the robot's mouth, and turned a little taller. Somehow, she came out the back. Eagle fly higher than the tallest skyscraper and blew out tons of ice. It froze the robot. Deer was kicking the back of the robot's head. Dog was barking loudly. Lion was on flames on top of the robot's head. Eagle was scratching the robot's side with his claws. Alligator was biting the robot's leg. Meercat was going around and around the robot while rat wrapped his tail around the robot's neck.

It was too much for the robot. He exploded. The townspeople went crazy. And no other villains came to their little town again, but the super animals still travel around the world saving the other towns.

The End

The Very Muddy Day

2008-11-01T12:42:00.001-07:00

Once there was a frog. He found a mud puddle after it had rained. He jumped in it, and was covered in mud. A meerkat came over and saw the frog. He jumped into the mud puddle, too. It splattered so far that it landed on an elephant in Africa. The elephant filled his trunk with air and let it out! He flew around the Earth 12 times! He caught up to 5 planes and 6 rocket ships. And then he landed right into the mud puddle! This time, the mud fell right off of the Earth. The mud formed a basket and an alien and 3 little kittens in the Milky Way hopped in it. With the mud, they also formed some balloons. They floated up to our world. The aliens got into their ship, and the 3 little kittens attached some milk bottles from the Milky Way. Both the alien and the 3 little kittens fell into the mud puddle. This time the mud covered the Earth. Every animal you could think of ran straight and landed in the mud puddle. This time the mud covered the universe. And everything you can imagine, even planets, were running straight for the mud puddle. The Earth exploded with mud, and the other planets exploded, too. This time nothing was seen, except for the 3 little kittens, the elephant, the meerkat, the frog, and the alien. Then mud started raining from a cloud. The meerkat, the alien, the 3 little kittens, the frog, and the elephant said, "NOT AGAIN!"

The End.